Thursday, June 30, 2011

rehab

i feel slightly insane, like i'm not quite existing. or maybe existing more than ever, go figure. a result of foam parties, love parties, copious amounts of cigarettes, and too much bret easton ellis, i'm sure.

so i wasn't going to go to mama yesterday because i thought it'd be beyond totally super embarrassing to go there three nights in a row but of course i ended up there wearing my expensive, totally lovely pinky girls dress which i wasn't going near that foam in but what's the point of being at a foam party if you're not going to take advantage of it so i went to the pizzeria next door and asked for two plastic bags which i ripped and made into a skirt. it looked totally marvelous (not really).

now i'm on the train to my grandma. which is good, kinda like rehab. plus she's fantastic. you may think your grandparents are awesome but what do you know, anyway.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

tol my mama

krippe went to indonesia and i've been trying really hard to not go totally bella swan on everyone. i've been distracting myself with a combination of partying and pride week (=partying at mama).


lol.

today i've been listening to dancing with myself and i follow rivers on repeat. OH BOY IS THAT THE TIME YOU GUYS I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS THE BEST ENTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD BUT I'VE GOTTA RUN BC I'M MEETING STELLA AND STELLA.

ETERNAL LOVE ATCHA XOXO

Friday, June 24, 2011

ON A QUEST TO BECOME AWESOME AGAIN

I WANT TO DIG MY BRAIN OUT AND CONSUME IT. my god, you boys and girls. i used to be so bloody awesome. then something went wrong. now i suck. why do i have to suck now? i don't want to suck. i want to be awesome again.

anyway. imma dye my hair white.

today we're going to tomas to eat and drink and mingle. hope it'll be a blast.


i was so skinny and pretty last summer :''------(

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

777777777777



i am so not going to deal with my home looking totally disgusting right now.

i'm not a student anymore so i'll have to find myself a new apartment within 3 months. i'm excited but at the same time i'm totally exhausted and don't want to deal with anything, i just want to lay down and eat non-vegan ice cream and non-vegan crisps. HOW I WISH I HAD SOME TALENT I COULD MAKE MONEY OUT OF. the only one i can think of is giving blow jobs and i'm too old and frigid and fat to be feeling it.

IF I HAD A FUCKLOAD OF MONEY AND LIKE DIAMONDS AND SHIT LIKE THAT i could buy myself a fancy apartment. i could travel anywhere anytime. i could shop all the time, every day. of course sooner or later, most likely sooner, i'd go totally less than zero and start making snuff-films and start having satan worshipping orgies at my summer house but until then it'd be bliss.

well then, my ever so dear friends, i'll have to drag my ass to the postal office and pick up a mystery package. it is indeed a mystery even to myself. how exciting

Thursday, June 16, 2011

GPOY



swag.



tomorrow i'm having a sci-fi themed party.
today i bought a rug.

Friday, June 10, 2011

SILVER DRESS


because i'm worth it.

tomorrow i'll go vegan for a while. at least. wonder how that'll turn out bc i love cheese :----(

but krippe and i are off to do something fun with some homies. cya

Monday, June 6, 2011

GTFO, dear self

to do list:

- go to london asap
- go to new york asap
- go to tokyo asap

Thursday, June 2, 2011

IMMA GRADUATE

yesterday's hairdressing party went well. i stole an inflatable whale and named it frasier but i forgot it at krippe's place so no pix of that in this entry.

today i've been trying on make up for saturday, which is le graduation party day. i got my new lower lashes in the mail yesterday. do forgive the horrible webcam quality and try to see the impeccable result of
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but really, i am, as usual, wearing a lot more blush than the pictures suggest and yeah. i do humbly apologize for that last picture, i really do. and yes, i am indeed wearing make up only on one half of my face in that very picture.